31. Stick it in a juice box and suck on it. 30. Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday. 29. The world is your oyster. 28. If you’re not growing, you’re dying. 27. If you see a turtle at the ...

If you plan on trekking down south this summer, here are some funny southern sayings you may hear or make someone smile by saying. Folks down yonder are known for their distinctive culture and ...

Halloween is the perfect time to bring out your spooky, quirky, and humorous side, and nothing says Halloween fun quite like a yard filled with creative tombstones. Whether you’re decorating for a ...

It's the holly jolly season. In fact, you just might say that it's the best time of the year. If that Christmas saying sounds familiar, it's because you've probably heard it a hundred times in the ...

Whether you’re looking for funny quotes to make a point, enliven a presentation, give a toast, or just for your own amusement, you’ve come to the right place. Reader’s Digest has been collecting funny ...

Chances are you’ll cry on graduation day, but we’re here to stop the tears. Commencement is a time to reflect on old memories and prepare to make new ones, and there are dozens of funny sayings ...

1. Be a fruit loop in a cereal bowl of cheerios. Some children who receive these fortunes may be delighted, and others may be a little confused. But that’s the case with all fortunes found in Chinese ...