WE LOVE ORLANDO WEEKLY READERS! Since 1990, Orlando Weekly has served as the free, independent voice of Orlando, and we want to keep it that way. Becoming an Orlando Weekly Supporter for as little as ...

The story begins in Egypt, where Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad are being attacked by an oversize poodle, who kills Frylock before being destroyed by Shake. Shake and Meatwad drive off with Frylock ...

Cybernetic Ghost: [attempting to distract Aqua Teens; Frylock slams door] Thousands of years ago I ran for treasurer of student council It involved a lot of hard work! We decorated many cookies. We ...

Size does too matter. Sitcoms that are hilarious at 30 minutes feel slack when stretched to an hour. Fun-sized candy bars should be renamed “unsatisfying-sized.” And the casual, ...