Ah, the weird old English language... or should we say, the English old weird language?⁣ ⁣ Did you know that native English speakers say adjectives preceding nouns in a specific order? Unconsciously, we just "know" to say them in the following order: ⁣ • opinion⁣ • size⁣ • age⁣ • shape⁣ • color⁣ • origin⁣ • material⁣ • purpose.⁣ ⁣ So you can have a lovely big old brown wooden library bookshelf. But call it a brown library wooden old big bookshelf, and it just sounds odd to the ear. Don't believe